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This is a shout-out to anyone who said nerd life is not going to happen. It is going to happen. This is not fetch, people.
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Sometimes Chris Hemsworth talks too quickly when he says “Asgard”
and it sounds like he’s saying “ass guard”
so all I can picture is
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CAROLYN. This is for you <3
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Hudkins: continuing a proud tradition of eccentricity
And tonight’s dinner table conversation with my parents included officially coming out as queer (apparently they had no idea I have not identified as “straight” for at least five years now) and therefore a discussion of gender, sexuality, identity, and presentation. To steal a phrase from a friend, I feel like I just lived Gender Studies 101.
WHEN I QUESTION WHY I’M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Dear god. I would never in a million years date myself. I would scare the hell out of me. I would find my sexy green eyes sexy and then run away screaming from the intensity.
Sorry, I didn’t mean for that to rhyme.
Right?!? I wouldn’t dream of dating me either! Maybe it’s a scary people thing…



